Yes, it’s time – we’ve had some great times and some really BIG times.  I’ll never forget our Brazilian Blowout – it’s so fun when you are smooth and straight.  But it’s time for us to part ways. 


No, no, no, it’s not you – it’s me.  You see I’m moving on.  I loved having you – but it seems I keep you in  a clippie more than I wear you down. 

The decision is made – the appointment is set.  I’m cutting you off. 

I will miss the idea of long hair, more than the actuality of it. 

I think I’ve outgrown you…. I know, I know, it seems like we just started this journey, but really we’ve been together for over three years. 

We’ve been through a lot together – remember the summer of the hot rollers?  Now that was some BIG HAIR fun!   And when we heard banana clips were back?  Oh what joy. 

But the time has come – we’re just not working.  I’ll miss you and flipping you back over a shoulder.  Don’t wait on me.  I think my time with longer hair is gone.  I need something a little shorter these days – something more like this



We had a good run.  I’ll remember you fondly.