Today is just one of those days that could benefit from chocolate. Wait, that’s every day.
I often think I was born 30 years too late or 30 years too early. Which means I should either be 75 or 15. Don’t really have a point for all of this, but I do love these ads.
I’m happy when I eat lard, too
I thinks it’s odd that there was a Lard Information Council. Isn’t lard just fat? Do we have a Fat Information Council? Can I be on that council?
Well, crap! No wonder my smoking was bad. I DIDN’T smoke Camels. If only I’d known.
And my favorite — EAT and Stay Thin!! Sanitized tape Worms — yes, that’s what it says right there. Jar packed, sanitized tape worms! How does one sanitize a tape worm since it is a WORM! That you swallow! YUCK! Of course, there is the whole ‘no diet, no exercise, no baths’ — wait, I don’t get the ‘no bath’ part. Can I still take baths — or at least showers. Not that I would swallow a tapeworm, even a sanitized one…. unless there really is no diet …. no really, I wouldn’t do it … just think it would be a slightly great idea if there wasn’t a worm involved in the process.
THIS is why I LOVE you….I SO TOTALLY needed this laugh today! You are too much!! What a HOOT! You gotta get a tv show…you are MUCH more entertaining than that Simon Cowell guy!
Mary, you just simply ROCK!!
Ok those ads are HILARIOUS!
I love the “I am happy b/c I eat LARD”
I am telling my hubby that one!
Ew! Tapeworms! I remember the closeup photo of the head of a tapeworm in one of my biology books somewhere along my educational route…that’s the stuff of nightmares!
And I thought folks today were obsessed with thin-ness…we ain’t got nothin’ on those tapeworm folks…
Thanks for the laugh!
That tapeworm idea doesn’t sound half bad…..
MAN! I would totally try that tape worm thing … if, ya know, it didn’t involve WORMS. Also, the no bath part. Kinda creepy.
But maybe I burned a few calories LAUGHING MY HINEY OFF! at your post! 🙂
You correctly identified Rocket City! Thanks for stopping by! 😉
Mary, Just got my new computer and this is my first time to check out our church’s websight. I am very slow but I am trying,just wanted to say how thankful I am to know you all are here and so close and easy to talk to.God knows our needs before we ask and I need someone that knows where I’m at right now. I,m trying to stop smoking so please pray with me that I won’t let the devil make me more crazy than usual. Again glad you all are ready to listen I will be talking to you all again.I praise God for His love and power and for our church family.
Oh Mary. I have no words. It’s hard to speak when I’m gagging.
Maybe there is a connection. I eat lard and I’m happy!
I don’t know where you found those ads, but what a HOOT! Maybe I’ll have a tapeworm with my lard for lunch today before enjoying that cigarette break! 🙂
THAT is CRAZY!!! I laughed and even had to get Aimee on the phone and read it to her! Girl—you jes won’t do!
Love you bunches!!!